What did Albert Haynesworth do today? Second edition

He did not practice because of a headache.

Seriously, you don't even want to know how much he got paid to do this.

What did Albert Haynesworth do today?

This may have to become a daily series at the rate he is going.

What Albert Haynesworth did today: he practiced for ten minutes, then was taken off for dehydration.

This now concludes your Albert Haynesworth Update.

And we're on again, Rusty Old Man-style

Apparently, the Rusty Old Man showed up today in Minnesota via a private jet decked out in the Vikings' colors.  Cameras were live on the scene to capture the whole thing.  Wow.  Just, wow.  I laughed really hard when I read the headline.

In other QB news, Eli is still not feeling 100% (and it was 12 stitches).  He might not play the next pre-season game.  If you're not sure, then you shouldn't play him in a pre-season game, seeing as how it counts for nothing.  Two words: plantar fasciitis.

Do you know what other story has been cracking me up this season?  The Haynesworth saga in DC.  First, it took him, like, 8 tries to get through the conditioning test.  Then apparently today, he was taken out because he was sick.  That's some good spending 'way too much money on a player stuff there.