Showing posts with label Joey Porter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Joey Porter. Show all posts

Saturday, March 27, 2010

Stay classy, Joey Porter

Professional loudmouth, and sometimes linebacker, Joey Porter, who is now an Arizona Cardinal, was arrested in California on suspicion of drunk driving. Even better, he assaulted the officer and is accused of resisting arrest.

Plus he can't back up his trash talk. He should get a few months for that too.

Now let us all wait for the Wrath of Goodell to descend like...well...like the Wrath of the Current NFL Commissioner.

Friday, February 12, 2010

Joey Porter: It's Complicated

The Dolphins released Joey Porter today. Ha! That's what you get for talking smack to my boys, then not getting one single tackle when you actually play them. Ha, I say again!

However, apparently due to legal snafuese, he cannot be released at this time, so he has been placed, again, on the Dolphins' roster.

Incidentally, he was not actually released for talking smack about the Patriots, I just choose to think of it in that way. He and, well, pretty much everyone else from the coaching staff right up to Big Tuna were not getting along.

By the way, have you ever wondered where Parcells got the nickname Big Tuna? No? Then don't click.